I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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