Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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