if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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