Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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