I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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