Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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