: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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