There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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