I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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