Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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