I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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