the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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