I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I currently don't understand fingers.
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