at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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