I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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