you guys were way drunker than both of me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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