3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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