Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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