That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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