The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I enjoy the company of your penis
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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