Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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