he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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