Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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