i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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