Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
