I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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