Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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