Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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