I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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