you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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