her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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