AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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