Its about making memories worth repressing
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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