I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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