I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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