ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
