you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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