Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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