Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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