Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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