glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I forget how to act sober
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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