he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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