My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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