I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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