in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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