Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The air was thick with penises
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize