i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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