windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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