Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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