omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
