i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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