At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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