did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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