I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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