just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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